Skinny Jeans: Are you man enough?

Man Style!

By reading this article I am assuming that you are considering purchasing your own pair of skinny jeans, and I say congratulations to you on bettering your life.

For those of you who have a slim figure and don’t know what to style goes well with your shape, skinny jeans are an untapped source. However, before you go down to Cabot Circus and make your purchase there are one or two things I need to let you know about with wearing skinnies.

Despite what I have said I don’t want you to go thinking that these styles of jeans are faultless. They are not. First of all you will have to deal with that little voice in your head telling you that you look like a woman. That is an unavoidable barrier that you have to overcome. No matter how masculine you are. However, this voice’s name is ‘self-confidence’ and if you care about what other people think of what you wear then I would suggest that you stop reading at this point…….

For those of you who have not closed down your computer and gone out to buy a pair of Addidas tracksuit bottoms, let me tell you the next problem you men will face, the comfort. Don’t get me wrong, skinnies are the most comfortable pair of trousers I have ever worn and that is due to the fact that that you don’t even notice you are wearing them. However, that skin tight feeling comes at a price, quite a high price aswell, we all know that when you get an itch in your, ‘Happy Zone’, shall we say, that it is a battle between man and denim to itch the area discreetly, it is an art that nearly all men have mastered. I’m sorry to say that if you wear skinny jeans, denim has won that battle. Due to the nature of the jeans, you would have to have the thinnest hands in the world to even reach down there, let alone without anyone calling the police because of indecent exposure. So if you are the type of man who plays with his ‘Happy Zone’ all day long, then this is where your journey ends ……

So far I have eliminated the self conscious and the down right disturbing, and now for those of you who are self confident and don’t feel the need to touch yourself every two seconds, I am going to let you into some of the perks of wearing skinny jeans.
Firstly, exclusiveness. As you can see I have eliminated over half my audience in the first segment of my article and you who are left are the chosen ones. You are the ones who don’t mind a few itches for the sake of looking good, you are the ones who would use a tie as a belt just so that you look different, you are the ones who should and can wear skinny jeans.

Another great reason to choose skinny jeans above any other style in the denim family tree is the wide variety of clothes that can accompany this style, for example, shoes. There are a large choice in shoes that can be worn with skinnies, daps, converse’, Vans, DCs, Etnies, the list goes on and on.

So if you are still reading at this point, here is some advice for you, buy skinny jeans. You won’t regret it!