P.D.A; is there a time and a place?

get a room, guys

PDA; better known to us as Public Displays of Affection, which can range from a loving embrace between two loving partners to a gentle kiss on the cheek between a son and his mother. However in the most repulsive of instances, it can be a full blown sex show for all to see in the middle of the refectory.
Worst of all is that they seem to be riled on by the smell of students enjoying their well deserved lunches and in a bid to abolish hunger they sit directly in front of you, and lap tongues like a couple of pit bulls.

Personally I feel that there are better ways of expressing your love for one another than a rampant bump and grinding session in full view of the dinner hall. Unless of course some excitement is acheived through strangers watching you get it on, then shouldn't we be more interested in enjoying a bit of light converse with our boyfriends or girlfriends. I mean, you probably miss alot with each others tongues at the back of your throat.

After all, I think we all agree there is a time and a place for a bit of knooky, although you may believe you look like a sex goddess appearing in your own personal porno, it tends to make a row of people beside you simultaneously cringe.
On the other hand, some may believe that it is a declaration of your love that shoudln't be hidden away from the world. But what would happen if we all thought that PDA was acceptable? We may end up living in a society where exhibitionism is a regular occurrence. The streets, libraries and bus stops would turn into swinger spots and orgies.

I surveyed 50 people within the refrectory on their views on PDA; my results consluded that a massive 63% of pepole thought extreme PDA was inappropriate.

ANNA FERGUSON

EDIT: I would like to clarify (to you AJ and Tom!) that indeed Anna does have a boyfriend, and he's a dead ringer for Daniel Craig thank you very much. I would...

EDIT: apologies to the librarians and computer techs, the reference has now been removed..