...An analytical asskicking,...A sarcastic suckerpunch,
...An apathetic......whatever...
(right...that's enough.)
I've gotta keep it short this week, recession buget cutbacks... wait, what do you mean next week I'll have to scribe my blog into a slab of stone with a toothpick?
Huh?
Huh?
This week I'm just gonna share some opinions that I have, they're my opinions...opinions.
GET OFF MY TELEBOX!
- Sports commentators - "He's litterally on fire!" - No he's not you idiot. My brain has litterally exploded from listening to sports commentators just babble out a load of non-sense over and over. It's not just football commentators either, rugby, mountain biking and even table tennis too. (I've been doing my homework, scanning through all 999 of Sky's channels looking for the ridiculant) There's got to be an end to the exageration! I propose we make a facebook group called "IF 1M PEOPLE JOIN I WILL SHOOT JOHN MOTSON!". If you have noticed the use of hypocrisy for comic effect in this paragraph, then well done you...*sigh*
- Two and a Half Men - Not funny and never will be, the writing makes me want to tear my ears out and the acting is cringe-worthy. At first the show had some potential, maybe, but after a season or two, a womaniser, a loser and a fat kid living together, the jokes just ran dry. To the writers of Two and a Half men: you're spent. Glad that's sorted.
- Adverts for car/house/pet/life insurance using charming acoustic songs dripping with folky melodies. I hate you. you make me look forward to your adverts you evil advert boffins! I have not the energy to go find examples on youtube but you know the ones I mean. Lloyds TSB started it with this THIS.
and finally...
Jasper Carrott, you ABSOLUTE CRETIN, get off my telebox!
Just thought I'd leave a little gap to let that settle in... Brilliant. Until next Tuesday evening/Wednesday morning, bye.
Just thought I'd leave a little gap to let that settle in... Brilliant. Until next Tuesday evening/Wednesday morning, bye.
4 comments:
Come on man! Two and Half Men is awesome! Its also the only time u can see Charlie Sheen wearing poor socks with shoes and shorts!
Meh, it's a disapointment
Two and a Half men isn't exactly a groundbreaking format to be honest, I agree it's a bit samey at times.
And there's nothing wrong with a bit o' folk every now and then!
I know, I love it, but I hate the adverts I look forward to them! it drives me mental, I'm a total folkie but I hate banking adverts, the new Halifax one has a brilliant song.
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