Sunday 23 May 2010
Wife Swap Across the Pond
Wednesday 21 April 2010
Parking Mad
There are many things in this world that we just can't explain no matter how hard we try, £30 million for Dimitar Berbatov being a prime example. On my return to St Brendan's Sixth Form after a two week break I am left baffled once again.
Monday 29 March 2010
Who Will Be Crowned Premier League Champions?
Arsene Wenger's young Gunners are currently sat in third place and four points behind leaders Man United after dropping two points in the dying moments of Saturday's fixture against Birmingham. You cannot deny Arsenal's ability to play elegant and entertaining football, but you can accuse them of lack of fight.
Wednesday 3 March 2010
"The Logic of Chance" Promises To Be Something Special
Saturday 13 February 2010
Feel The LOVE
I consider this, at this point, the pinnacle release of my life ... Tom DeLonge
Thursday 11 February 2010
A Miserable Business
The point that I’m really trying to make here is that our generation seems to be suffering from a severe case of not-a-child-but-not-an-adult-either syndrome. And the circumstances where we are considered to be an adult are beyond our control. The need to have to pay adult prices on the bus should bring on a whole load of privileges, the vote for example, or preferably the right to purchase alcohol. It seems we are being taken advantage of, our apparently “disposable” income is being snapped up by those corporations that can get away with classing under 18’s as adults.
Now don’t get me wrong, I am certainly not promoting the idea of regressing back to our play school years, however tempting the thought of free milk and digestive biscuits may seem. In fact I take quite the opposite stance; I wouldn’t mind paying extra if it meant people would take us more seriously. I mean, we can’t even qualify for the full adult minimum wage until we are 21, and by that time most of us will have accumulated about £20,000 in dept. It seems the only privilege gained when you turn 16 is being charged extra for things. But don’t worry, there’s always that faint glimmer of hope when you buy your first lottery ticket! (Oh the irony).
I suppose this is simply a reflection of the world in which we now live, where freddos no longer cost just 10p - no doubt the era of the glorious 1p sweet is long over. And as for the Bristol bus service, it looks like we’re going nowhere fast - quite literally.
Monday 8 February 2010
Capello Crumbles Under Media Pressure
So any fear of tension in the England team has not been avoided. Not by a long shot!
Fabio Capello has set a dangerous precedent for English football. From this moment on, every England captain that has a slightly checkered past or makes a mistake in their personal life shall be stripped of their honour and fed to the rabid media hounds.
The prestigious award of leading your country as captain has been whittled down from the best man for the job, to the most popular media figure.
Thursday 28 January 2010
Rooney Heads To Wembley
The first half was a sea of half chances and it wasn't until the second half that either of the side's keepers were truly tested. When Micah Richard's long range shot seemed destined for the top corner, Edwin Van Der Sar pulled off a phenomenal save high to his left to keep the sides level.
Paul Scholes was the man to break the deadlock after Wayne Rooney played an inch perfect pass to Ryan Giggs who played it back to Portuguese youngster, Nani. After a goal mouth scramble the ball rolled out to Scholes at the edge of the area and he struck home his first League Cup goal in seven years.
It was only 20 minutes later that Carrick passed the ball into the the Manchester City net with great precision and skill after some good build up play by Nani and Darren Fletcher, who later picked up the Man of the Match award. United thought that with less than 20 minutes to go and the aggregate score at 3-2, their place at Wembley was a guarantee. That was until Carlos Tevez continued to haunt his former side by beating Rio Ferdinand in the air to get onto the end of Craig Bellamy's cross and level the aggregate score at 3-3.
With a matter of seconds remaining on the clock, United upped the pressure on City's defence to try and force a winner before extra time. After a world class save by Shay Given prevented Darren Fletcher late on, United gained another corner and it was truly the last possible attack of normal time. United took the corner quick and a one-two between Giggs and new boy Antonio Valencia set up Ryan Giggs to deliver a dangerous cross into the box and inform Rooney got on the end of it and snatched yet another late winner for the reds.
After the memorable 4-3 Manchester derby earlier in the season, no one was surprised to see a high scoreline between the clubs, but I don't think anyone could have imagined the drama on show last night. City's hopes of ending their 34 year trophy drought have taken a hit and now they have to rely on the F.A Cup for any hope of silverware this season.
Not only was this a great Carling Cup semi-final but it was a great derby game, and with Man City's bottomless pit of money growing ever larger, we can only expect this rivalry to grow.
Friday 15 January 2010
Teens Only Have 800 Word Vocabulary?
According to government child language adviser, Jean Gross, today's modern teenagers have a vocabulary of no more than 800 words. A vocabulary filled with the phenomenon that is 'teen-speak'. She calls for action to be taken urgently to ensure that today's youth do not struggle to find work because of their inabilities to communicate. This warning comes just a week after she claimed that television is damaging children's development.
"We need to help today's teenagers understand the difference between their text speech and the formal language they need to succeed in life - 800 words will not get you a job," Mrs Gross explained in an interview earlier this week.
The majority of teenagers should have, on average 40,000 words within their vocabulary by the age of 16. However, linguists believe that although teenagers do understand tens-of-thousands of words, they only use approximately 800 of them in daily speech. Jean Gross believes that this is due to social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter. "Teenagers are spending more time communicating through electronic media and text messaging, which is short and brief," she added.
Mrs Gross is planning a campaign to take place next year amongst primary and secondary schools across Britain. The focus behind the campaign is to get students understanding the importance of good communication skills to ensure the best possible future for the younger generations.
The idea of teens only using 800 words out of their 40,000 strong vocabulary seems a bit far-fetched to me, but if this is true then there is every right for concern.
Saturday 2 January 2010
A New Year, Same Old Us!
Friday 18 December 2009
Interscope Pull The Plug On Manson
Killing the Undead - Again
Upon playing it I can only applaude Valve at another fine display of their work. Left 4 Dead 2 takes all the elements that made the first so enjoyable and capitalised on them, making them bigger and more badass than they were in the first. Understandably some people may just think that this Left 4 Dead with a fresh coat of paint, just with different characters and new maps. Thankfully they couldn't be more wrong. Left 4 Dead 2 features 4 new unique and comical characters, all with distinctive backgrounds, dialogue and attitudes. Valve gives you intense action with some dark humour injected into parts, with the characters occasionally mocking one another during the very sparce calm moments.
There are 4 new faces to play as in the campaigns: Coach (my personal favourite), a high school gym teacher that looks like Danny Glover if he let himself go and speaks in very much the same way (if you dont't know what I mean, please see Predator 2). Nick, a suave gambler that is slightly cocky but is still a solid team player. Rochelle, a hot head very much in the mould of Zoe from L4D 1 and finally Ellis, a friendly yet simple red neck who has an attitude like Francis in that shooting nearly everything alive pleases him no end.
The campaigns this time around still maintain the same "Movie" type style but with a much stronger narrative than before. In the first, it was unclear whether each campaign was linked or they were seperate ideas but now it is clearly shown that one follows on from where the previous finishes and the true finale is on The Parish campaign (Campaign 5). These stories are populated with new special infected (as if the first lot weren't bad enough) there are even more annoying super powered zombies to try and make you epic fail. The Jockey that takes control of a Survivour and steers him around in deadly areas populated with hundreds of infected. Spitter, a lanky woman who shoots dangerous acid that makes an area toxic for a short period, her ability mainly being designed to keep the survivours apart, maybe leaving one guy on his own and having to fend for himself until the acid subsides. The Charger, who wears dungerees (which is hilarious) and rams through the group to split them up. He also has the ability to pick up and carry one survivour a worrying amount of feet and them slam them into the ground over and over. One of his arms is also huge. Thought you might like to know that.....
In addition to this there are also uncommon infected, who don't have special abilities as such but do have something a little different about them. One is unique to each campaign, Clowns being confined to the Carnival where they have the ability to lead common zombies, Infected CEDA Agents have resilient suits and can use Boomer Bile, Army infected are unaffected by pistol bullets and Swampy Mudmen obscure your vision when they hit you. So there are plenty of dangerous undead mo fos to watch out for.
Valve's unique strength again comes from its random element generator and "The Director", an AI generator that seemingly controls the environment, chooses what special infected to spawn and where, when to launch a horde wave attack etc but has now been refined. Not only this, according to how fast or slow you are moving or how good or bad you are doing, your path to the holy safe room can be a straightforward path or a complex maze of constant corners. I think that element that made L4D 1 so replayable was the fact that you would never play the same game twice. Now this variety has been expandable, instead of just the standard SMG/M16 you are given a whole host of weapons, some of which look borrowed from a game featuring warfare of a very modern kind. Aww if I only I could remember the name of it......Never mind. You can keep your distance and pick off infected heads with a Sniper Rifle or sprint round giving the zombies the old 3 burst fire from a Scar-H. Melee weapons have also been introduced but these take the place of your pistol(s) so you must choose whether you want to twang heads with a guitar or take a Deagle on your travels.
All in all this game is a solid buy, Valve have outdone themselves once again, providing us with a new modern L4D which we can all get down to. If you do find yourself wondering whether to purchase a game where on the box art a zombie is giving you the peace sign, just remember, you get to kill zombies. Thousands of them. Over and over again. Plus the sight of a Tank in tight jeans is worth seeing because its just so funny.
Monday 14 December 2009
Killing in the Name Of.. Good Music
Wednesday 9 December 2009
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip Can't Help But 'Get Better'
Saturday 7 November 2009
Ranting and Review
Getcha Freak On
Sensing lack of movie reviews on this blog, (which may I add are a fetish of mine), I decided that I’d go ahead and knock together one for you. I figured the most sensible thing to do would be to review the last film I watched which was X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I guess it’s a good thing that I have a lot to say about this movie then, isn’t it? So this is my first blog and movie review, spliced with a lot of nerd ranting a long the way. Enjoy.
Stepping back and attempting to analyse it from an entirely ‘non-comic book geek’ point of view, I can point out both the good and bad. The film in itself was well constructed with impressive special effects. The acting was better than passable and the script was well written. I found the storyline to be highly predictable, bar perhaps the ending (which was like WHOA, WTF DUDE, NOT EXPECTING THAT). One thing that narked me off a little as a viewer was the scene in with the actual ‘dead pool’ where they meld the ‘adamantium’ to Wolverine’s skeleton. Yes, movies are bound to have hiccups, but when I watched all the other X-Men films and we saw the shattered memories that Logan still had of the laboratory, I imaged some gritty, secretive underground place where illegal and gruesome experiments happen. They had clips of him looking at his new claws, mortified, with blood all over his hands. The tank water was green and the tank was dirty looking. It makes you ponder how the bloody hell he ended up there and made me really feel for him as a character. A shiny lab where a minutes worth of, admittedly unimaginable, pain was inflicted to avenge :Spoilers: the death of a girlfriend he’d known five minutes, makes me think: Oh. Okay then.
Jumping into nerd mode as a gal who loves her comic books; THIS IS ALL WRONG. I’m a huge fan of the X-Men films andf I’ll be the first to say that I’m not a big fan of Wolverine. I just never took to him. I do, however, freaking obsess over Deadpool (the character, not the tank thing). I knew I was going to watch the film anyhoodles because I like the X-Men films, but when I found out that Deadpool aka Wade Wilson was in it and being played by Ryan Reynolds, I made a noise somewhere between a cough and a gasp, then proceeded to fall off of my chair. Not only is Ryan the hottest human being in the whole of, like, earth, but his comedic talent, wit and superb improvisational skills share a direct parallel with Deadpool’s. No one else could play him. Yes, yes, he was played superbly. Ryan nailed the part and really captured the essence of Wade, Kat was impressed, blahdeblahdeblah. BUT HE WAS IN IT FOR ALL OF ABOUT 8 SECONDS. I watched the entirety of the film waiting for him to pop up somewhere again and did he? Yes. :Spoilers: Right at the end of the bloody film, replaced by a body double with laser eyes, the ability to teleport and with his mouth removed. Yeah, alright then. Its not like his nickname in the comics was Merc with the Mouth or anything and now he’s even had that taken away from him. He wasn’t nearly as deformed as he should have been, the guy was supposed to be riddled with cancer and tumours. The reason he ended up so powerful was cancer treatment gone-wrong. AND WHERE WAS THE BREAKING OF THE FORTH-WALL?! I won’t go into anymore detail then I have about him, or you’ll stop reading (if you haven’t already) but the effing up of Deadpool left me one severely pissed off little dork. Although him popping up LIKE THAT at the end was probably one of the only unpredictable bits in the whole of the film. I was NOT expecting that.
Not only did they bastardize Deadpool but they demolished Emma Frost’s character (that one who turns to diamond). Not only is she supposed to be a villain, she’s supposed to look like an absolute slut. Imagine if Paris Hilton we’re a blow up doll, with bigger boobs and wearing nothing but lingerie. You’d think that the media would jump at the chance of exploiting hot, half naked women.
In all fairness, I like what they did with the character of Gambit. I not sure what the other fans will think but I thought they made him passably like his character from the comics and undeniably cool. All his powers were the same, he looked similar, had the right accent and there was a lovely fight scene between him and Wolverine.
If I were to give a percentage out of ten for this film, it would probably be a five. Perhaps a six if I’m feeling generous, for lack of accuracy and serious predictability. The marks are for the enjoyment factor and special effects. It was entertaining I guess, I didn’t get horribly bored at any point and it’s a half decent spin off of the X-Men films. It would probably work better as a movie if it had nothing to do with the comics and stood alone as a film. The Deadpool fangirl in me is going to have to wait a couple of years for it, but it has been announced that a Deadpool film is being made for 2011/12 and Ryan is playing him! EXCITEMENT! Apparently its going to be absolutely accurate, complete with deformities and fourth-wall breaking HURRAH!!…
…I should have been born a boy. Probably as Sheldon from the Big-Bang Theory, proceeding re-reading this article.
Hope you enjoyed my review, now go do something constructive. I’m in the mood for some comic reading after all this. I’m off to go read my ‘Issue #19 of the Deadpool series’ which has just arrived this morning courtesy of eBay. Gosh, I’m such a nerd.
'LOVE' Trailer Revealed
The film is about an astronaut's battle to save himself when left stranded alone in orbit as his life support systems begin to fade away, as does his sanity. Lee Miller's world within the International Space Station becomes one of extreme loneliness and claustrophobia until he makes a strange discovery aboard the ship. LOVE is driven by the powerful music of Angels And Airwaves and expresses man's need for connection and the overwhelming power of hope and belief.
The film is due to be released on Valentines day 2010 and will coincide with the release of their third album, also titled LOVE. After the immense success of the band's two previous albums, We Don't Need To Whisper and I-Empire, LOVE is one of the most anticipated albums of 2010.
So for all of you who are shaking with anticipation, here it is .... LOVE
Tuesday 3 November 2009
ODST: Original Dynasty or Shockingly Terrible?
Thursday 22 October 2009
A Happy Return To Moscow! Next Stop, Liverpool ...
The early kick-off last night in the Champions League group stages saw Manchester United return to the very same stadium they experienced Champions League glory in a nail biting penalty shoot out against Chelsea, two seasons back. Winning 1-0 against CSKA Moscow to put them 5 points ahead of second in the group and it also saw United equal Ajax's long standing away record, remaining undefeated in 14 consecutive Champions League away fixtures.
It was a match very much restricted by the artificial turf, with both sides opting to play short passes with and not taking any risks. The narrowness of the CSKA formation allowed a lot of room for Nani and Fabio to exploit down the left hand side. It was a traditional Manchester United away performance in Europe, very patient, lots of possesion and in the end just one goal separated the two sides with Berbatov's flick-on finding new-boy Valencia at the far post to strike the ball past CSKA captain, Igor Akinfeev.
A strong performance by United but now the attention focuses on Sunday's fixture against a Liverpool side who are still shaky after a late 2-1 loss to Lyon and a controversial wonder-strike by a beach ball. Liverpool owner George Gillett has today come out and stated that Rafa has their full support and backing, but a loss on Sunday would leave the Merseyside team 10 points behind the champions and surely out of the title race.
United seem to have adapted to life without Ballon D'or winner Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez, however it doesn't look like Liverpool can even cope without Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres, let alone adapt!
Friday 9 October 2009
The Top 5 Guitar Hero Games
3. Guitar Hero World Tour
This isn't really one of my favourites but I think it would suit most people as the songs are the most varied mix. Very different music types all blended into one setlist and plus this was the first introduction of all instruments in a Guitar Hero game (Rock Band's Rock in a Box being the first). Not many songs keep me happy on that game so I'm found to be playing Assassin by Muse, Trapped Under Ice by Metallica and Pull Me Under by Dream Theater over and over, but would recommend this for most people as this is slightly less intense and easier to pick up and play than GH3: LoR. The size of the setlist is huge compared to the previous installments, and the range of online modes is a nice change of pace from the usual Face-off, Pro Face-off and Co-op modes, with the introduction of new instruments allowing each song to have 3 seperate note tracks and allowing veteran players to get to grips with guitar, drums and vocals.
4. Guitar Hero 5
The latest installment is probably a decent buy, with 85 songs by 83 artists showing that Activision is really casting its net to the far corners of society to capture anyone and everyone it can. Music ranging from Bob Dylan to Arctic Monkeys and Blink 182 sounds like a good idea on paper with the company trying to please everyone, but the lack of focus here is a let down for me. However, the simplicity of the game makes it very user friendly, even for people who are over 40 and have a phobia of the joypad. There is just one big main menu, with the confusing to navigate mini menus that littered the previous titles being removed and the game being revamped to make it more appealing to newcomers without offending the hardcores. The drop in drop out play is a welcome feature, with your friends able to just join in, pick and instrument and jump right in with you. The tedious procedure of playing the early, easy and somewhat mundance songs in career mode has been eliminated and the career is now based on how many stars you can earn, allowing you to have alot more control and overall, fun. The in-song and band challenges will keep the addicts and completionists coming back for more. Overall I would this is a safe option as your first buy, but wouldn't being up 'til 3am on ebay outbidding some guy from poland to get it
5. Guitar Hero II
This is very old school, and so it obviously does has its flaws but you can tell that Activision, Harmonix and RedOctane had real bash and putting together this title. The hit system is very difficult to nail, as a slight mistime of a hammer on can shoot your note streak straight out of the sky, also it is very hard to differentiate between what is a normal note and what is a hammer-on/pull-off due to the poor and sketchy visuals but I suppose that is not what the game is about, it's about rocking. This has a decent mix of songs, both challenging and fun. The major downside is that the tracks you play aren't the master versions, so they will be the re-recorded versions that the companies themselves have done. This doesnt really affect the guitar track but vocal differences is blatantly obvious (listen to the version of Sweet Child O Mine and you'll see). The lack of online co-op really hurts the game, with your friends who own the game not being able to play with you online is real smack in the nether regions. However, when all is said and done, what matters on these games is the music and this game (considering when it was made) is a real gem, plus it has the best working guitar they've made so far.
Well I hope these concise and, fairly arrousing paragraphs, helped u in any decision making you have to do, or it may have been some non-sensical and intoxicated ramblings of a man with far too much time to spare but nonetheless, it was a pleasure.
Thursday 10 September 2009
England Failing To Impress
I don't think anyone was expecting a fantastic performance from England, due to their poor history in the one day game, but I think we were all expecting a bit more fight and passion coming from this Ashes winning side. The series isn't finished so there is still a chance of saving some dignity, but the fact is that England's performances as of yet have been much like the English summer, disappointing.
Tuesday 8 September 2009
We're Back!
Over the summer holidays, we spent every waking moment thinking of how we can make The New Wave an even bigger success after our great first year, and we came up with ..... Well, nothing really!
But never fear! We are back and it won't be long until our journalistic-meat is making love to your screens once again!
Tuesday 21 July 2009
DLC = We're Not Made of Money
New Generation of Comedy
Monday 13 July 2009
Final Day Drama Captures Ashes Spirit!
At the start of the day England had a decent chance of saving the test match and keeping the series level at nil-nil. All they needed to do was to bat the day out, and with captain Andrew Strauss and Kevin Pieterson at the crease it seemed like a relatively simple job. However, the criticism of Pieterson's first innings dismissal obviously got to the ex-captain as he left a straight one on off-stump and was bowled by Ben Hilfenhaus, dramatically reducing any chances of avoiding defeat. The skipper soon followed as his attempted cut-shot edged behind to Brad Haddin off of Nathan Hauritz's bowling. It seemed like this would belong to Australia.
England's late middle order put up a fight against the Aussie's attack, with Paul Collingwood top scoring with 74 off of an astonishing 344 deliveries. In spite of this strong display from Collingwood, wickets continued to fall around him. Prior displayed a moment of truly terrible batting when he edged one to first slip. Hauritz's second wicket of the innings. Flintoff gave a bit of stability to the batting line-up, lasting 89 balls but went feeling for a ball, wide of off-stump and edging it behind.
With the wickets of Swann and Broad falling, England found themselves in a situation where they were relying on James Anderson and Monty Panesar to see the side home, with a new ball just around the corner. The pace of Siddle was not enough to break through Monty's defence and the introduction of spin gave Anderson a chance to take the lead and knock 10 minutes off of the remaining playing time. This meant that if England could last until 6.40 pm, then defeat would be avoided.
Australia went for spin at both ends in the form of Nathan Hauritz and Marcus North, with the intention of fitting more overs into the remaining minutes. With 5 minutes left and the crowd cheering every dot ball as if it was a six. England's twelfth-man came sprinting onto the pitch with a change of gloves for Anderson. Ponting's face was a portrait of anger and frustration with the blatant attempts of time wasting and the twelfth-man soon left the pitch. A few overs later and the twelfth-man was back on with yet another change of gloves for Anderson, however this time he was being followed by the England physio who walked out, spoke to Panesar and walked off the pitch again. A much needed exchanging of words no doubt!
All this drama and tension set a perfect atmosphere for the final moments of this first test. The clock struck 6.40 pm and after some discussion between the batsmen, Ricky Ponting and the umpires, play ended and England had saved the test match in the most nail-biting finish to an Ashes test since Edgbaston 2005.
Only in an Ashes series will you find that grit and determination to never back down and that 'never say die' spirit. Day five at Cardiff is what the Ashes is all about!
Tuesday 7 July 2009
Cantona, Sheringham, Larsson ... Owen?
Throughout his Old Trafford reign, Sir Alex Ferguson has had a habit of bringing in older, seemingly past their best players and reviving their career. The players that stick out are the likes of 'The King' Eric Cantona, Teddy Sheringham and Henrik Larsson, but could Michael Owen join that list? Or will he struggle to compete at the highest level again?
Michael Owen arrives at the club on a free transfer after his contract with Newcastle ran out, ending an injury plagued four seasons with the club. Upon signing he said "It feels great. I never even had it in my wildest dreams", but the big question is whether his injuries are behind him and he is ready to take his place in a top Premiership team and the England team.
Questions were also being asked of Alex Ferguson when he bought the likes of Cantona and Sheringham, but they went on to become two of the best strikers in the club's history. Cantona went on to help United win the Premier League and the FA Cup on more than one occasion. As for Sheringham, well he scored one of the most important goals in the club's history, a last minute equalizer to set up a dramatic treble victory in the '99 Champions League final.
Now Owen has a chance to prove all of his critics wrong. There is no doubting that he is one of the best finishers in Europe, and what he has lost in pace he has gained in experience and intelligence. However, his injuries still cast over him and raise questions about his ability to perform consistently. We wont know until the season starts but he possesses one thing that can't be lost, a true striker's instinct.